A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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