She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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