What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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