Can Purell be used as lube?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
