Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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