youre lurking in front of me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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