Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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