If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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