The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
birth control should be required to get into college
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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