when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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