We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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