Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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