I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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