you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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