Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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