I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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