Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
