i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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