found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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