That's intense
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
