im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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