just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
