yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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