Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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i wish my penis had a tongue
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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