My Higher Power is John Stamos
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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