I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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