The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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