eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
where am i from again
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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