I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
