and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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