when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
