evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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