margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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