What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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