It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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