Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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