Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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