people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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