i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Someone came in the potted fern
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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