so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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