went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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