At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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