Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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