So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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