I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I am available for nakedness
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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