no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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