Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she peed on how many people?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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