she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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