whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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