careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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