I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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