Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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