So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You did what with his pubic hair?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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